Who Got The First Blowjob? A Whine With Kelly Discussion

First 20 minutes and some behind the scenes banter from the Facebook Live Stream:

I made my Whine With Kelly debut this week. It was the 1 year anniversary of the infamous Plane Breakup that put Kel on the map with twitter. She’s done about 30 episodes of her podcast with Super Producer BC now and I think its real funny shit. Assuming, of course, she doesnt black out on wine mid episode, which is always a possibility. Its nice to get the female perspective on the same sort of shit we discuss on Barstool and all the podcasts the guys do. She also recently got an entire South American country to hate her by talking shit on Brazil, and if there’s anyone who can appreciate a feud with a Third World Country, its your boy KFC.

So I joined her in studio to talk about the break up, how Brazilians are harassing her on instagram calling her a dry hair hooker, Anthony Weiner and how Kelly paid for the Kim K sex tape when she was 14, we took a listener email submission about girls giving out their number and then blowing off guys, and a lot more. Kelly’s Nana even texted her saying that I was a “Jabberer” because I apparently talked too much.

Sorry NANA. If I wasnt such a fucking JABBERER maybe none of these podcasts would even exist! (I did talk too much though. Way too much.)

Anyway, big topic of the podcast was sucking dick (Sorry again, Nana) and we discussed who the first person to ever get a blow job was. What an unsung hero that guy is, right? At least for dudes. For chicks, that person is probably the worst thing thats ever happened to them. Somewhere along the lines, some dude decided he wanted to put his D in some girl’s mouth, he somehow convinced her to do it, and wham bam thank you ma’am, blowjobs become a piece of society. Girls have to spend the rest of their lives putting penises in their mouth. What a turn of events. Anyway, my bet was Robespierre from France. He was running around chopping people’s heads off and I figured along the way he was also probably like “Hey. You. Put this in your mouth.”

Turns out I was way wrong though. Wikipedia tells me that Blow Js were happening in like 510 BC. Hammurabi getting his dick sucked in the Hanging Gardens of Babylon or something. Maybe even JC got a blow task. Fascinating stuff. Really just goes to show how its a natural, primal urge for guys to want to put their dicks inside of absolutely anything.

Anyway I’m jabberer again. Give Whine With Kelly a listen. Funny stuff. Subscribe to her on iTunes, and give her a follow on Twitter – @Keegs141 @WhineWithKelly