Zapruder Footage Of Drake And Rihanna Shows That They Actually Kissed On The Mouth

So Drake has been getting dragged by the internet for almost 48 hours now after his botched kiss with Rihanna. It was tough to watch. He basically confessed his love to her in front of millions of people, tried to kiss her and she was like “Nah”

Here are a few of the headlines

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BUT WAIT

That’s a kiss on the mouth, people! Zapruder! No denying it. It wasn’t the make out session Drake was probably hoping for but it was a kiss on the mouth nonetheless. The kiss that nobody thought happened when it really did. Not that it really matters to Drake. I’m guessing he’s already fucked Rihanna a bunch and will continue to do so. I’m pretty sure they’re dating? Maybe? I can’t keep tabs on these crazy kids and their relationships. Drake probably doesn’t even care about being “embarrassed” at the VMAs. Bad publicity is still publicity. It’s hard to rise above and make headlines (Take Care pun) at any award show when Beyonce graces the laypeople but Drake did it. That’s a win no matter how the headlines are written. Especially when the headlines turn out to be false and he actually got dat mouf kiss.