Rickie Fowler's New Mustache Is A Goddamn Thing Of Beauty

Love it. Rickie done done it again. Mr. Trendsetter. Joggers, high tops and now a sweet porno mustache. He claims he’s growing it out as a FedEx Cup Playoffs mustache but he might wanna think about keeping it around for the foreseeable future. For one thing, he shot a 67 at Bethpage Black yesterday and is currently tied for 3rd place. But more importantly it just looks fantastic. He’s said he wants it to look as bad as possible but that’s not working at all. The ladies love it. It helps that he’s got the face for it and it grows in nice and thick. For instance, I’ve tried to grow a mustache and all it ends up looking like is two pubic hair caterpillars trying to kiss. It’s a disaster. So props to Rickie for making it look good and playing well. Maybe he’ll go on a tear, make the Ryder Cup, win a bunch of tournaments and we’ll look back and call it Rickie’s Mustache Era. I really hope that happens.