Bill Murray Is The Only Dude On The Planet Who Can Swipe A Random Person's Fries And Not Get Punched

Mashable- While at Martha’s Vineyard Airport, Reddit user sonowthatimhere posted some pictures of the comedy legend casually stealing their friend’s French fries. According to the Reddit post, Murray was apparently dropping off some friends at the airport and their flight was delayed, so they decided to grab a bite to eat. Of course, usually that means their own bite to eat, Bill. However, since Murray is known for crashing engagement photo shoots and showing up at random bachelor parties, it shouldn’t come as a shock that he helped himself to a fry or two. There’s a joke amongst Murray fans that if you happen to encounter the quirky star, “no one will ever believe you.” At least this time, we have proof.

I like Bill Murray. Everybody likes Bill Murray. That’s why he can do things like this. He’s a legend to everybody he meets. He’s gotta be careful, though. It’s one thing to crash a drunken bachelor party where everybody is gonna be SUPER pumped to see Bill fucking Murray. Stealing someone’s fries is a whole different story. Would I let Bill Murray steal my fries? Of course I would. That’s not the point. The point is I might not have time to identify that it’s Bill Murray stealing my fries before I start throwing punches. That’s the thing with stealing food off a random person’s plate. That’s not a situation that lends itself to much thinking. It’s just reacting. Oh someone is stealing my fries? I better assault them. That all happens in less than a split second. All I’m saying is Bill Murray is officially playing with fire. If he gets punched, he gets punched.