Swedish Coward Dabs After Winning Silver In Equestrian
Swedish equestrian Peder Fredricson is out here to remind everybody that the dab will never die. Now is dabbing for winning silver basically celebrating being a loser? Should he really be tried for treason? Yes it is and yes he should. But the man is Swedish and as Hope Solo has pointed out, they don’t play to win but rather play to not lose. They are a nation of sweet meatballs and cowards. With that being said, I still love the move. In fact, it’s why I love the Olympics in general. Equestrianists aren’t real athletes. They are just nerds who ride horses. But for 2 weeks every 4 years, these nerds get to pretend like they’re athletes and celebrate as such. If swimmers want to act like they’re the cock of the walk, then let them act like they’re the cock of the walk. If equestrianists want to dab then let ‘em dab on all the haters. If race walkers want to shit their pants mid-race, let those weirdos shit their pants mid-race. It’s the Olympic spirit.
Speaking of Sweden being a bunch of losers, this happened last night in the Champions Hockey League.
Carl Grundström from Sweden’s Frölunda checking in with a late nominee for Jimbo Of The Week. What an idiot. What a fucking idiot.