Someone Put Up A Naked Statue Of Donald Trump, Complete With Baby Dick, In Union Square
Hey Donald, ya burnt!
Will someone please think of the children!
The word savage gets thrown here around all the time, but that was an absolute savage move. We’ve already heard the stories about how pissed off Donald Trump gets when people just say he has small hands. But I can’t imagine the scorn that will erupt from Mount Trump once he sees that someone slapped a baby dick on a statue of him and placed it in one of the most highly trafficked parts of New York City. I’m talking Terry Benedict level of retribution. Plus those are some nightmare blonde pubes. I refuse to believe that Melania would ride somebody that has that type of pube game going on, even if it was for all the money in the world.
Then again, I wouldn’t put it past Trump saying how his tiny dick and frumpy ass was the hottest exhibit in New York City. This is when his new campaign team needs to make the bacon.
Also I think I speak for everyone when I say I reeeeeeeeally hope there are no copycats that make one of these for Hillary. This presidential race has already been enough of a doozy.