Zach LaVine Shattered Some Poor Dude's Ankles During A Pro-Am Game
If you are guarding Zach LaVine, you have to give him the jump shot every time out. I don’t care if he’s draining them like Billy Hoyle. Because your other options are going viral after getting dunked on or going viral after overcompensating to the point where you slide like you are on a Crocodile Mile (sans nut crushing bump at the end that was the biggest design flaw in human history). This guy is just lucky this happened in Seattle and not The Rucker. Because if it did, I am pretty sure the entire crowd would have screamed in his face while the tenants in the surrounding apartments started dumping their trash out of their windows and onto his lifeless corpse.
Obligatory video of Michael Oher sliding like he’s in Sherbet Land from the Super Bowl.
P.S. If you get caught defending this guy 1-on-1, your best bet is to slide into the bench and start screaming and grabbing your leg like you broke it.