Fed Up Dolphin Snatches A Lady's iPad Right Outta Her Hands

SWIPE! Snatched that iPad before the lady even knew what was happening. I’m fully #TeamDolphin on this one. Because that was the dolphin’s way of saying, “Hey bitch, get off your fucking iPad. I’m a real life dolphin and I’m right in front of you. I’m a part of nature. I’m amazing. I’m awesome. I’m elegant. No more pictures. Stop playing Words With Friends for two fucking seconds and enjoy the real world through your own damn eyes.” Or the dolphin did it for Harambe. Instead of attacking humans, animals are now coming for something even more precious. Our electronic devices. It could go either way. Also, why even go in after the iPad if you’re that chick? That iPad just got dunked under water 50 times. It is RUINED beyond repair. The only explanation is that it’s chock full of nudies and she was afraid someone was gonna find them.