It's Official: The 2016 Barstool Philly Golf Classic Is A GO, Rain Or Shine

And that’s that. At worst they’re calling for a 50% chance of late thunderstorms, but the forecast has been getting more promising by the hour. The club pro’s said we’ll “Deal” if it starts coming down, but bring your rain gear because there’s gonna have to be a Noah’s Ark situation on our hands to shut this shit down once it gets going. Regardless, let’s all support Bravehearts For Strong Minds and gun for that free weekend golf getaway with Caledonia Golf Vacations together. Avalon Golf Club – On my signal, unleash hell.

FINAL DETAILS:

DOWNLOAD THE GOLF MATCH APP HERE (required before arrival). 1pm registration. 1:01pm keg tappage (while you check out the great items over at the silent auction table from Grandstand Sports). 2pm tee time. PLEASE ALLOW YOURSELF PLENTY OF TIME TO GET TO THE COURSE. Like I said before, the shore traffic can be a bitch and that one lane Avalon exit is its dirty taint. Also, DON’T BE A FUCKING IDIOT. IF YOU’RE GOING TO DRINK HEAVILY (which you will), UBER/LYFT YOUR ASS TO AND FROM THE CLUB. Rides all around the area are widely available and very reasonable. Food will be provided after for the ceremony, but if you want to get there early and grab a bite at the restaurant it’ll be open all morning. I’ll probably be doing that at 11 while knocking back a few pre-round Bloody’s, so come join. Other than that, bring a lot of petty cash for the side events/action, and we’ll see you on the links.

CUE THE WOMEN WITH DRIVE!!!