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Clueless Woman Is WAY To Oblivious And Happy That Bears Are Taking A Dip Right By Her Family

Yeah, lady, it is amazing. You know what isn’t going to be majestic? When you and your daughters become an easy lunchtime snack compliments of the black Yogi and Boo-Boo. The obliviousness of this woman is astonishing. She actually believes those wild predators are there for her family’s entertainment to take a bath. A totally oblivious mother who is no doubt used to her cozy little first class life away from reality. Hey, honey, get your kids away from danger, turn damn phone sideways once you get at a safe distance, and give that Latino Nanny a raise while you’re at it. If she didn’t get eaten by a shark on the raft over to a better life then she damn well doesn’t deserve to get eaten alive by no bear.

This thing spewing out ignorance reminds me of the most annoying creature known to man who ordered a black bear to stop eating her kayak.

Love it. He might not understand the English language as well as Winnie or Yogi, but that bear knew exactly what he was doing. He’s sticking it to the feisty feline and laughing all the way back up the river. And that kayak adventure was a solo mission? Well, color me shocked. Would’ve thought this firecracker couldn’t have gotten someone to put up with her yapping along through the Alaskan Wilderness. I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for 8 hours than hear this thing screech its way through a conversation.

And these yapping broads are damn lucky those bears decided to mind their own business and not take matters into their own hands. Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you. Especially when Mama Bear is watching out for her cubs. Shit, I would like you to meet pants.