A Black Guy Texted A Wrong Number And Ended Up Sending Dick Pics To The Whitest Brunch Ever
Now that is how you handle a dick pic situation with class and dignity, take notes Draymond Green. Even though they baited him into that dick pic, there’s definitely a situation I could imagine where something like that happens and the people make this guy out like he’s a sexual predator or something for casting the ol king size Tootsie Roll out there. But nope, instead the brunch squad took it in stride and dealt with the unexpected side order of hefty black dick alongside their Eggs Benedict and mimosas with a smile and a compliment. Everyone got a laugh, this guy can put his 2000CP Lapras back in his jeans until it finds its intended target, and we’re all richer for the experience. Truly great moments in dick pics, brunch, and race relations equally.
Plus their last text in addition to being encouraging was also so spot on, this story probably made their lives. This is absolutely one of those stories each of them will tell several hundred times over the course of their lives, an easy member of the Stories That Make My Life Seem Cool and Interesting starting five. Still a little weird to reply to some dude’s dick with “this made our weekend” but I can’t take away from that statement’s accuracy, you really can’t overrate the value of adding a high-value story to your repetoire.
(h/t Clay and the brunch squad)