I Weep for the Husky Size Wearers

Kids clothing sizes absolutely set them up to be bullied. I was walking in Target this weekend and saw a sign that advertised Husky sized clothes on sale.

Now, if these kids are anything like me, some of them will inadvertently leave the size sticker on their pants and will get roasted for it on the first day of school. How do you recover from being the kid in husky pants?

How, in a culture so purposefully set up to destroy bullying, is there still sizes with an adjective for fat as the size name? Fucking husky kids crying in the corner in every school across America because Levis wants to advertise to the chubby kids.

I’d like to see that change. We don’t put that pressure on adults. You just wake up one day and you are a size 38 and have no idea where your slim, trim Marine Corps body went. You start trying DDPYoga and the pounds come off but that muffin top just wont go away.

You lose a little bit of weight but don’t change your eating or drinking habits so you get ingrown pubes when you try to stay with the 34 waists that you worked your way down to and refuse to admit that the el bees are back in full force. Your wife notices the blood stains on some of the waistbands of your underwear because you tried to pop the ingrown hair but that didn’t work and it hurts so much that tears fill your eyes.

Kids don’t deserve that. I didn’t deserve that. I am kinda lowkey thicc still but I’m working on it.