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More Balloon Talk: It Was This Guy's Job Last Night To Pop All Of The Balloons After The DNC Ended

 

 

 

More balloon talk! Maybe not the best sign for Hillary Clinton when people are more focused on the balloons that fell after her speech but whatever. Balloons are fucking awesome. Just ask Bill Clinton. Anyway, people will say that’s a shit job but I’m on the completely other side. That looks like the most fun job in the entire world. I’d have to guess there’s only one question when you’re interviewed for the balloon popping job and it’s, “Are you the type of person who likes to pop bubble wrap? Yes? You’re hired!” Because it’s exactly like that but on a much larger scale. I will say, there has to be a better way to pop all those balloons as opposed to doing them individually. That guy might still be there as we speak. I’m thinking like a BB gun but a machine gun BB gun. Not even sure if they make those but that’s what I’d want. Just mowing down balloons. As long as Hillary didn’t take my gun away from me am I right?

 

 

Live look at Bill watching all those balloons get popped

 

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