Mark Zuckerberg Made 3.4 BILLION Dollars Over The Course Of An Hour Yesterday
Forbes- Facebook FB -0.82% CEO Mark Zuckerberg added $3.4 billion to his fortune in just over an hour on Wednesday in after-hours trading, as the market cheered the social media company’s impressive second-quarter results. The gains pushed Zuckerberg’s net worth to a new high of $56.7 billion, according to FORBES estimates. He is currently the world’s fifth-richest person, right behind Jeff Bezos, who has an estimated fortune of $64 billion. Facebook’s stock price soared 6.5% in after-hours trading to $131.40, as of 5:15 p.m. Eastern time Wednesday. The rise followed the company’s announcement that revenues and earnings had eclipsed analysts’ estimates, primarily thanks to gains in mobile ad revenue. Revenues in the second quarter rose about 59% to $6.44 billion, topping the $6.02 billion that analysts predicted. Profits increased to $2.1 billion, or 71 cents a share, exceeding analysts’ estimates of 57 cents a share.
FUCK. THIS. GUY. Listen, I’m sure Mark Zuckerberg is a perfectly nice guy. He seems like a normal dude who just so happened to come up with an idea that changed the world forever. Here’s what I wanna know. What is Mark’s reaction when he finds out that he just made $3.4 BILLION dollars? Does he even react anymore? Does he still react? Does he still poop his pants a little when he makes that type of money? Because I worry he doesn’t react anymore. That’s what makes me angry. It would make sense if he didn’t react I guess. He was worth 56 billion dollars before that so another 3.4 billion ain’t nothing to him. Still pisses me off though. Tell almost any other person in the world that they just made 3.4 billion dollars and they shit everywhere. Literally. Poop all over the place. Poop, piss, semen, sweat. All of their bodily functions would just give way they’d be so happy. And they wouldn’t have to be embarrassed because they’re a billionaire now so they can do anything they want.Not Zucks. Him making $3.4 billion is an activity like checking his watch for the time is an activity.
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