This Video Of A Prisoner Biting A Pigeon's Head Off Is Straight Savagery
The Sun- A LAG chewed a pigeon’s head off in a sickening video filmed behind bars. The prisoner decapitated the bird with his teeth in front of cheering inmates. The chubby bird killer performed the cruel stunt in exchange for drugs, according to sources.
I admit that I am probably too big of a pussy to ever commit a bad enough crime that would land me in real jail. I mean going to a place that limited my caloric intake wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world for my health, yet I know that I would break mentally before I was handed my specially made orange jump suit.
But watching this guy casually bite off a pigeon’s head off, which probably causes every deadly disease in the world to pop out like a piñata, changed something fundamentally inside of me. I don’t think I even have it in me to do a crime of passion anymore. I’ve been shook to my core. I touched a pigeon a couple of weeks ago because I wanted to act like a dickhead since Pokemon Go was hot in the street and it still haunts me to this day.
There is nothing that I will see Naz go through on The Night Of that will be worse than a dude chomping a pigeon’s neck off and spitting it into a plastic bag for some smack, pow, or whatever the kids call it these days. This is legit the most powerful thing to keep you out of jail and/or off of drugs in the world. This guy needs to start touring with D.A.R.E. as soon as possible. And while I love Bunny Colvin, I have to admit that showing kids this video would be a much more effective solution to the drug war than Hamsterdam.
However, I would have loved it if this guy called out PETA afterwards. I guarantee there would have been nothing but crickets chirping from their end.