Paul Ryan Has No Idea How Sports Work

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The absolute worst thing a politician can do for our demographic. Try to pander to us and completely butcher the analogy. It’s Hillary talking about Lemonade and Pokemon. It’s Trump saying “Let’s bring back Joe Paterno.” It’s Paul Ryan saying Aggies fans would root for UT in a big game when in reality 99.7% of them would rather root for their team bus to drive off a cliff on the way to the stadium.

A lot of 18-30 year olds are totally apathetic when it comes to economic issues and foreign policy. But fuck up general sports knowledge? That’s a BIG red flag. Huge red flag.

Paul Ryan is the 40 Year Old Virgin talking about boobs, but with college football.