The Korean Baseball All-Star Weekend Featured A Bunt Derby. Yes. You Read That Right
UPDATE: Turns out this is a re-blog. I’ll take the “Whoopsy Daisy” on this one. But thankfully, I didn’t kill any of your dogs so here’s to hoping we can all move past this. Thx u for your time.
Hey Koreans,
I mean I get what you’re trying to do here. I get that anybody can smoke 61 dingers if you’re all jacked up on steroids. I get that you’re trying to prove that there’s an element of skill and precision to baseball, and it isn’t just a bunch of Americans and Dominicans and Cubans trying to murder balls out of the atmosphere. I’m sympathetic to your cause because unfortunately, I never got into steroids either so not only can I not crush dingers, but I don’t think I could even make contact with the ball. But baseball is America’s past time. And a bunt derby is just about the least American thing I could ever think of. It’s like the WNBA holding a layup contest.
With that being said, how easy do you think it is for a baseball player to clean up in Korea? You see the chicks in that video? They were cumming themselves over routine bunts. Just imagine what it would be like if you rope one up the gap for a stand up double? I think you’d get your pixelated dick tugged off before you even make it back to the dugout. What a life.
Now let’s check in with an old friend.
h/t FTW