ChickFilA Has Removed The Spicy Chicken Biscuit From The Menu In Favor Of...EGG WHITES?!?!?!?!?!?!?

EGG WHITES?!!?!?! THEY REMOVED THE SPICY CHICKEN BISCUITS FOR EGG WHITES?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

What in god’s green earth is going on around here?? Chickfila, hater of the gays, never open on Sundays, has officially now gone off the deep end. They just took off a top 3 menu item for motherfucking egg whites. This would be like McDonald’s taking the Big Mac off the menu and replacing it with tofu on a stick. What a proposterous move by Chickfila. Unbelievably short sighted. I need to see the market research. I need to dig deep into the financials. Because there is no way, no how it was the best business decision to remove the spicy chicken biscuit from the menu. There’s just not chance. And for something healthy, no less! Who goes to a fried chicken place, at breakfast, for some gosh dang egg whites? Ugh.

Time for Trump or Hildog to step up. ISIS this, gun control that, one of y’all gotta speak about Chickfila taking away the spicy chicken biscuit. Time for one of them to step up and really be a leader.

PS: What’s up with Chickfila’s coffee? They ask you “regular or vanilla?”, you say “regular”, and they bring you the sweetest coffee in the history of the world. Every single time I’ve gotten coffee there I’ve asked them “are you sure this is the regular?” and they say yes every single time. It’s quite fascinating.