I Think Odell Beckham Jr. Just Conquered Germany
Hey Turkish army, that’s how you take over a country. None of that lollygagging, tse tse fly coup shit. Just become the greatest athlete in America with the sickest dance moves ever and countries basically open their front door for you. General Eisenhower ain’t got shit on Odell Beckham Jr. I mean I’m no political expert, but it looks like Odell’s approval rating is 100000000% across the pond because this is a clone of the Khaleesi “Mhysa” scene from Game of Thrones.
And you know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It’s the little differences. I mean they got the same shit over there that they got here, but it’s just. It’s just there it’s a little different. You can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don’t mean just like in no paper cup, I’m talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald’s. And you know what they call Odell Beckham in Germany? You would think ODB right? Nope, OBJ. Calling a man by his initials is some weird shit. But I guess these are the same people that use the metric system and are known for Scheizer Porn, so it shouldn’t be all that surprising.