Now We Have A Tour De France Cyclist Running The Route Instead Of Riding His Bike
Trent and I have taken turns blogging (and reblogging) the 2016 Tour de France and just when I think we have passed the point of utter ridiculousness, we have this crazy son of a bitch just running the streets instead of riding his bike. First of all, that has to be against the rules, right? I’m no cycling guy, but that seems to defeat the whole reason for the sport. And it isn’t even a good strategy. As someone that hates exercise more than anything else on work, I am shouting at this guy “Let the wheels do the work, man!”
And while the thought of someone in the crowd just tossing this dude a bike seems preposterous, at the rate this Tour de France has gone, it wouldn’t have actually surprised me if a Canondale just flew from the mass of people and into this racer’s hands.
Also the guy that took the camera to the face and caused that entire pileup is definitely dead, right?
Previously in 2016 Tour de France shenanigans:
Dick and balls