Laptops Confiscated From ISIS Contain "80% Porn"

Daily Mail – A former US intelligence director has revealed that laptops seized from ISIS jihadis are filled up to 80 per cent with porn films.

Lieutenant General Michael Flynn, an ex-chief of the Defence Intelligence Agency says the graphic films inures extremists to carry out their hideous brutality.

And he adds that intelligence gathering and the closing down of the fanatics’ communications channels is key to beating them.

Flynn made the claims in the German newspaper Bild, where his book on winning the war against radical Islam is being serialised.

The veteran, who is a potential running mate for Donald Trump in the US election later this year, wrote: ‘We looked a ruthless enemy in the eye – women and children, girls and boys, raped and exploited, the beheadings stored on a laptop next to pornography.

‘At one point we actually had determined that the material on the laptops was up to 80 per cent pornography.

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Reminds me of what Boris Johnson said, in what is still the GOAT description of ISIS:

Speaking on a visit to Kurdistan, he called for the terrorist group to be “demystified”, and its feared recruits unmasked as “tortured losers”.

He told the Sun: “If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally wankers. Severe onanists.

“They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them.

“They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.” [The Telegraph]

And as humiliating as this is for ISIS and their movement by exposing them as hypocrites, my main concern is that news reports like this might humanize these monsters a little bit. I mean there’s literally one and only one thing that every man can agree on regardless of race, religion, or sexuality: porn is fucking awesome. That’s just real talk, facts only. Don’t care what God you’re talking to at the end of the day, or 5 times a day or whatever, porn is porn is porn, and it’s the freaking best. So don’t be fooled into thinking hey, these guys are relatable, they’re just like me, their hard drive is crammed full of almost exclusively pornography – they’re still fucking assholes.

PS,

I searched “ISIS porn” without even thinking to find a picture for this, couple of things, 1) I’m lucky my office doesn’t have any sort of NSFW policy, 2) Great trip down memory lane with Isis Taylor and Isis Love.