A Drunk Girl Passed Out On Some Random People's Couch And Was So Entitled About Letting Her Sleep A Little More
I was thinking maybe I’d play it cool with the whole “Hey why not let her sleep a minute” angle until noticing one key detail in the video:
Get those so-filthy-they-look-like-charcoal paws off my couch. I let my dogs up on the couch and I’m sure that’s not the most hygienic but for some reason seeing a human with filthy feet strikes me as so much more invasive. Any thoughts of hospitality are at the window if you can’t keep them rosy fresh, drunk or not. And when you combine that with this girl’s general sense of entitlement and I wouldn’t be very in on helping her out. I get she’s all messed up or whatever but even the way she kept saying she “copped the house” (like a pair of sneakers I guess? No clue if I’m missing something here) was just so demanding and annoying. Just totally evaporated any good will or sympathy I would have as someone who’s been fucked up but not quite as fucked up as to not know where I live and sleep on random people’s couches.
Also this definitely could have degenerated into a porn scene and I would not have minded or been surprised. Something about that dude’s voice and this girl’s general desperation lended itself to the possibility from where I stood.
(h/t Worldstar)