Reader Email - Did Pres Make Irina Shayk Cry At Wimbledon Today?

Reader Email

Hey Pres

I thought you were in Nantucket, but I’m pretty sure I saw you at Wimbledon making Irina Shayk cry. What gives man?

Anonymous

Ok first things first. That was NOT me at Wimbledon. I was wondering what the fuck was happening today. I was flying back from Nantucket to NY and my phone was blowing up with everybody saying I was on TV. Folks that was Bradley Cooper. Totally understandable mistake. Anyway I feel for my guy here because every single man alive has had that look Bradley had today. The “Are you serious right now?”Like is this really fucking happening?”  look. Just shows it doesn’t matter how rich you are or how good looking you are women will always wrap your mind into a pretzel anytime, anyplace, anywhere.