The Tour de France Fails To Disappoint, This Time We've Got A Bunch Of Dudes Dressed Like Borat

Have a mother fucking week, Tour de France. Its been the real MVP as we try and get through the slow sports time of year. The tour is certainly having a better week than America. First we had a giant dick and balls on the track then we had a majestic horse rider riding alongside the bikes and now we’ve got a bunch of dudes dressed as Borat on the sidelines. More more more more. I want more. If nothing else, the Tour de France seems like an AWESOME place to party. Maybe that’s it’s actual appeal. Sure it was cool when Lance Armstrong was blood doping and running laps around people. But the real draw is going, getting blind drunk with your buddies and dressing up like Borat. Sign me the fuck up.