Does This Look Like The Face Of A Woman Who Went Batshit After Being Told To Put Out Her Cigarette While Pumping Gas?

MEHOOPANY, Pa. — Police say a woman sprayed gasoline on a driver who criticized her for smoking a cigarette while pumping fuel at a Pennsylvania convenience store. Fifty-one-year-old Kimberly Brinton, of Meshoppen, faces a preliminary hearing July 12 on aggravated assault and other charges stemming from the encounter Thursday at the Mehoopany Dandy Mart, about 30 miles northwest of Scranton. Police say the driver told Brinton to extinguish her cigarette, then threw windshield cleaner onto Brinton in hopes of putting out the cigarette. Police say when the other woman tried to drive away, Brinton screamed she was going to light her on fire and sprayed gasoline on her. Police say the other woman slipped on the gasoline getting out of her car and broke her arm.

Whoa there. Even money she was huffing the gas, too. And I’m no master of society, but who throws windshield cleaner at someone for lighting up right next to a million gallons of explosive liquid? At that point there’s no point of fighting the good fight. Just drive away to the next Dandy Mart and count your blessings. Even if you succeed in extinguishing the cig, anyone loony enough to smoke at a gas station is batshit enough to take anything to the grave. You gotta chalk it up as a loss live to fight another day. At least we got a good mugshot out of it. Ease up there on the witchcraft face, hun. This lady should come with a bubbling cauldron.

Don’t know why but this bitch reminds me of the crazy cat lady from The Simpsons. Oh, wait, I know exactly why. She’s fucking nuts.

h/t Kurt