A Fat Leonardo DiCaprio Look-A-Like Got His Very Own Vodka Commercial

This reminded me of the old Dave Chappelle bit where he’s talking about Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton. How a person can be so famous that the person who sucks their dick then also becomes famous. How that’s like magic. Well apparently Leonardo DiCaprio is even more famous than that. Because a guy simply has to have a similar facial structure as him and he’s automatically famous. Maybe not super famous but famous enough and recognizable enough to get his own vodka commercial. That’s better than nothing. But that’s just how famous Leo is at this point in history. He’s so famous that a guy who kinda sorta looks like him can make money off it. The guy in that commercial weighs 200 pounds more than the real Leo. Doesn’t matter. Look just enough like the guy who fucks a different model every day of the week and you got yourself a commercial gig.

“Oh this vodka? This is the vodka the fat guy who looks like Leonardo DiCaprio drinks”

That’s a real thing that somebody is going to say at a party.