There Was A Good Old Fashioned Wal-Mart Brawl In Upstate New York
NBC- Four people were arrested after a 30-person brawl erupted at a New York Wal-Mart, allegedly over an insult about a woman’s dress, authorities said. Gates Police Chief Jim VanBrederode said the fight started around 7 p.m. Sunday after two 17-year-olds made fun of a dress worn by a 24-year-old woman. He said the altercation quickly escalated into a melee. The chief said people went into the sporting goods section of the store and grabbed baseball bats to use in the fight.
My favorite and least favorite thing about Wal-Marts is that you can go into one in any part of the country and feel like you are in the worst part of Florida. Same clientele, same gross feeling about some of the people around you, yet with the same fantastic prices! So to see a fight like this break out in New York over an insult about a woman’s goddamn dress doesn’t surprise me in the least. This rumble also took place about an hour away from Buffalo, which explains why it was a hardcore rules match from the jump, with garbage pails and bats being brought out immediately. I like to think that the foldable tables had already been lit on fire and broken to smithereens before the video started recording.
Anyway, this fight had everything you would see in a typical Wal-Mart scuffle.
We had the Wal-Mart employee likely being paid less than minimum wage that CLEARLY didn’t want any part of that Wal-Mart fight life. The Walton family pays this guy to wear a vest and greet customers as they enter/exit, not to be a hero
The big girl with unnatural hair color getting escorted out by the Po Po
And the Old Glory made out of groceries watching the whole thing go down on her soil
God bless the U.S.A.
Mood after watching that video: