Man Tries To Rob a Chuck E Cheese During a Job Interview, Fails Like An Idiot

Kentucky – On Wednesday afternoon, a man asked for a job application at Chuck E. Cheese’s in Lexington and then later asked to rob the restaurant’s safe.

Police Lt. Andrew Daughtery said the manager of Chuck E. Cheese’s on New Circle Road told police that a man came into the restaurant about 2 p.m. Wednesday to get a job application. The man later returned to the Chuck E. Cheese’s for a job interview about 4 p.m.

During the interview, the man announced that he wanted to rob Chuck E. Cheese’s and implied that he had a firearm, Daughtery said. The manager then said he didn’t have access to the restaurant’s safe and advised the man to leave. Daughtery could not confirm whether patrons were in the restaurant at the time.

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This guy is the worst robber of all time. When you go to rob a Chuck E Cheese, you’re pretty much home free. That’s a place chalk full of kids where the managers/employees should do anything in their power to keep the kid safe. And the robber walked away with NOTHING. How can that happen? I never even thought about it before now, but robbing a Chuck E Cheese should be the easiest place to rob in the world. Shit head, stupid employees and a million crackhead babies running around in HIV+ ball pits with heroin needles sticking out everywhere, it’s basically the jackpot. And he walked out empty handed like a fucking moron.

By the way, are Chuck E Cheese’s still a thing? I feel like I haven’t seen a commercial for one in years, haven’t seen one while driving down the road in decades, but stories like this still pop up from time to time. They have to be like Blockbuster, just still things in podunk, Midwestern towns where they don’t have the Internet yet and people still fuck their sisters for entertainment. Bottom line is if you take your child to a Chuck E Cheese you’re a white trash hillbilly and unfit to be a parent.