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You're Never Going To Believe This But There Are Horrible People Screaming At Each Other Outside Trump's Boston Lunch

 

 

 

 

As with all political interactions, kinda difficult to decide who you hate more here: the ginger in work clothes and gym sneakers who starts an “I’M LOUDER THAN YOU!” chant and does the “DON’T TOUCH ME!!” move after he’s been pushing on a guy for 15 seconds, or the lady who takes that “I’M LOUDER THAN YOU!” chant and turns it into an incessant “I’M STRONGER THAN YOU!” banshee scream. Toss up, but I think I’m going with the chick on this one. I said earlier in this campaign that everyone who shows up to these rallies should get sent to Puerto Rico where they can argue with each other all they want, and I believe it more and more each day. Republican, democrat, whatever, if you care enough to go argue with strangers you gotta get the fuck out of here. That’s the bipartisan leadership we need, hate the fuck out of both sides.

 

 

Tell you one thing, though, real cowardly move on the guy’s part to not challenge her to an arm wrestling match on the spot. That’s how you handle women like this one. You’re stronger than me? Oh yeah? Let’s go, elbows on the table. You can’t fight them but you sure as shit can embarrass them at feats of strength. Stronger than me? HA! Go hit some curls in this Equinox for the next decade then maybe we can talk.