Even Justin Bieber Loves Chad From The Bachelorette

I can’t decide if this makes me like Justin Bieber more or hate him. I’ve never had any problems with the Biebs. The only problem I’ve had with him is that my boss does everything he does and that has caused me to see my boss’s naked ass. That wasn’t cool. Other than that, all JB does is fuck bitches, get money, make hot fire jams, slay super duper hot chicks and apparently watch The Bachelorette. Hard to hate on that unless you’re just a h8er. Actually, I’ve decided. This makes me like Justin Bieber more. The more Bachelor/Bachelorette fan the merrier. I don’t wanna be like those snobby soccer fans that decide who can and can’t watch their sport. The Bachelor/Bachelorette is for everyone. Did me and my good friend Chief make it okay for guys to watch the show without shame? Did me and my good friend Chief make it okay for guys like Justin Bieber to watch the show without shame? That’s for history to decide.

PS- The real secret of watching a show like The Bachelorette is that it gives you something to talk to girls about. Has it ever gotten me laid? Nope. Not even close. But maybe some day. Maybe some day.