Kyrie Irving Knows How To Celebrate An NBA Championship: Boats And Hoes

That’s how you do it, Delly! Not that I hate Delly’s partying, that’s been wildly entertaining as well. But I think most people would celebrate their NBA championship by flying to Miami and having a yacht party rather than riding rollercoasters in Ohio by themselves. It’s a potato, potahto thing but most of us say fucking potato.

Though I’m not sure this is so much a “party” as it is an “I’m gonna have sex with you all eventually. Until it’s your turn, stand out here and look busy.” I get it, I guess? The main reason people party is to have sex. When you’re rich, famous, and an NBA champion might as well just skip the middle man and line the girls up on the stern like you’re at the Cat House. It’s not like they’ll say no when you’re out at sea, because of the implication.

PS – “He’ll leave your ass for a white girrrrllllll” – Kanye West

Not sure exactly what you expected from a Duke kid but an all-white yacht party sounds about right.