Jordan Spieth And His Caddy Will Be Rocking The Curry 2s At The US Open Today

Oh shiiiiiiiiiit. Get it? It’s like a joke within a joke. Everybody said Steph Curry’s new shoes are something white people would wear and here we have a white guy who plays the whitest sport imaginable rocking them. Lotta layers. I’ll tell you what, this is how you make lemonade out of super shitty shoes if you’re Under Armour. You send the horrific shoes to the other prominent athletes on your payroll, Tom Brady and Jordan Spieth (who just so happen to be two super white guys), and lean into the wave of social media ridicule. That’s just good PR from Steph Curry and Under Armour. White people love Spieth and Brady so these shoes are gonna sell like hot cakes now.

PS- I would absolutely wear those Steph Curry shoes. That might be the biggest indictment of all.