Ayesha Curry: What, Like You Haven't Drunk Tweeted Before?

Should Ayesha prrrrrroooooobbbbbbably (sorry, I don’t know what letter to drag there so I just went with the whole heart of the order) shut her mouth? Okay, I suppose you could say that. In some alternate universe I guess the wife of a player’s tweets shouldn’t be one of the top stories after every game. But, are you telling me you’ve never sent one or a thousand drunk tweets in your life? Never fired off that text you knew you shouldn’t send but did it anyway? Of course you have, you’re a human being.

I know drunk tweets, I’ve put in my 10,000 hours on them so Mr. Gladwell might even call me an expert, and those, my friends, are drunk tweets. In fact, introducing the colon to end a tweet is one of the drunkest moves I’ve ever seen in my entire life. So while I totally agree that she should shut the fuck up with the post-game commentary, I can’t blame her. She’s on vacation. In Cleveland. Of course she’s been drinking all day. If someone’s gonna start throwing stones over tweets that shouldn’t have been sent but still were after too many chardonnays then I’m running the other way.