What Concert Did You Just Not Belong At?

If you follow me on Twitter or Snapchat (BarstoolJJ on both) you know that last week I went to a Beyonce concert in Philadelphia. With Beyonce’s tour going through the Northeast recently I imagine a bunch of you were dragged through a similar experience with hopefully less rain.

As a result I had KFC and Clem on my podcast this week to talk about times that we’ve been to concerts that we didn’t belong at and we had some good ones. Kevin has been to Drake sober, Lil Wayne white and Ariana Grande drunk. Clem on the other hand went to Backstreet Boys hungry. None of it sounds fun, but we put it to the listeners to let us know some of the concerts they’ve been dragged to and got some great responses.

This was weird because most people only know this song from Thanksgiving but growing up this was just something that played in my house all the time. My parents even brought an album (a real record) and made me squeeze to the front to get it signed. Weird shit with hippie parents but it could have been worse.

I’m assuming that’s your sister on the other side so your mom brought not one but two of her kids to a concert so she could fantasize about Nick Carter. The look of that mom wanted nothing to do with AJ. She couldn’t handle him.

RDT’s dad wanted to have sex with that babysitter. No other reason that trip from Baltimore happens. Also, watch RDT get drunk on this week’s Stadium Eats.

Skills you dont want in a mom: 1) Ability to talk her way onto a Willie Nelson bus.

Sometimes it’s not just the moms who are dragging you to concerts to fantasize about the performer.

I went to a wrestling PPV last month and it made me want to have a son so I could share that experience with him. Now I think a tits out for the boys concert tops that list.

If this guy didn’t see tits, we just drummed up a lot of resentment towards his dad.

Did she go pregnant or did she get pregnant?

This is the saddest thing I ever read. I can’t believe someone had to be married to a woman that would do this.

Now we get to the part where white people for get they’re white.

I’ve seen Juelz Santana twice so I can understand how you end up in these types of situations. It’s just a tale as old as time that white teenagers think that they should be going to see whatever the hottest hip-hop act at the time is and parents thinking it’s fine, until they have to pick you up.

I’m sure there are more great ones out there so tweet them at me or add them in the comments.