Don't You Just Hate When You Get Pulled Over For Drunk Driving While Wearing Your Chastity Belt?

Daily Mail- A man arrested for drunk driving had a chastity belted locked to his penis. Curtis Eidam, 35, was detained after he and a female passenger drove through a DUI checkpoint in Knoxville, Tennessee, last month. When officers flagged them down, they smelled alcohol coming out of the driver’s windows, according to the police report published by The Smoking Gun. Eidam subsequently failed a number of sobriety tests, had a .117 blood alcohol limit, and then finally admitted he had drunk five shots before driving. But as he was being escorted to a police car, Eidam asked the officers to grab a key from his car – explaining he needed it to unlock the chastity belt attached to his penis. There were two keys, he said: one on his key chain, and one on a necklace around the neck of his female passenger. The woman, named in the report as 44-year-old Rebeka Alexander, was also ‘highly intoxicated’.  A second officer retrieved the keys and handed them over to jail personnel when they arrived at the station.  The police report did not elaborate on the background of the chastity belt or Eidam’s relationship with Alexander.

HATE when that happens. Just cruising around in the car, shit drunk, chastity belt strapped on and here come the boys in blue to ruin a perfectly good evening. The goddamn worst. I don’t know what those two lovebirds had in store for each other when they finally got to wherever they were going but I guarantee it would’ve been a wild scene. Wild sex stuff that you or I have never even heard of. I’ll say this, I know for a fact I’ve never experienced true love because I’ve never loved a girl enough to give her one of the keys to my chastity belt. That’s love, people. Hell, I’ve never loved a girl enough to give her the keys to my apartment. Chastity belt keys are a lot of responsibility and trust. She decides when the dick and balls get to come out and play. That’s real love. Love isn’t what you see in rom-coms. Love isn’t what you see on Every Kiss Begins With Kay commercials. Love isn’t what you see on TV. Love is strapping a chastity belt to your dick and balls and handing the key to another person. That love is as pure as the driven snow.