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I Love Watching This Citi Biker Get Lit Up By A Cop And Handcuffed As He Tried To Ride Through Obama's Motorcade Road Block

That should bring a smile to the face of anyone that has ever dealt with bike riders in the city. Just riding by their own set of rules at all times. Obeying the traffic laws of a car when it benefits them and then switching to the rules of a walking pedestrian at the drop of a hat. Which is why nobody should be surprised that this guy tried to blow past an NYPD barrier for the motorcade of the President of the United fucking States. Typical bike rider living by his own set of shape shifting traffic rules. That guy may not have been a threat to Obama, but him and his two-wheeled kind are a threat to every man, woman, and child either driving in a car or walking in the five boroughs. I hope that cop even knocked a few chiclets out during the scrum on the ground.

And you know this guy definitely told at least five of his coworkers how he loves biking from work during the nice weather. Because the only thing bikers enjoy doing more than riding like complete assholes is to talk about how much they love riding in the nice weather. I just wish this cop tackled more like Terry Tate and less like a member of the 2015 Giants before going for a full-blown hogtie and throwing this guy in an old school NYPD paddy wagon with your typical NYC sickos.