Batten Down The Hatches, Lenny Dykstra Is On Twitter!

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Look at Nails firing off his first tweet like he was shot out of a cannon! Dude doesn’t give a fuck. You know when The Dominator showed up on Entourage and you knew shit was about to get crazy? That’s the same feeling I have as a member of Twitter now that Lenny Dykstra has an account. Scared and excited all at once. Just a bunch of piss, vinegar and chaw wrapped into a human’s body. And if I know Lenny like I think I do, I believe that the takes will be hot and the language will be crass. Plus he may delve into some financial advice, which is always a goddamn roller coaster ride. I feel like Lenny’s tweets will become a fixture on the Barstool homepage.

I didn’t think seeing a Twitter beef between Frank Isola and McLovin would be trumped within 24 hours. But here we are. Nails has come to Twitter to chew Red Man and kick ass. And he just ran out of Red Man.

Now it is time to go for a stroll down Lenny Dykstra Memory Lane.