A Golf Course In Nebraska Got FUCKED UP By A Massive Hail Storm

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Whooooooooooooa. I need a body count from this Nebraska town/city/whatever. How many people did that hail storm kill? I’m putting the number no lower than 6. Because as a Midwesterner I’ve seen some crazy hail storms that did serious damage, but none to the point where it swiss cheesed a golf course like that. Never ever seen anything like that. If it can do that to a fairway then it can for sure put holes in people’s skulls. Somebody is dead from this hail storm they just haven’t found the body yet. It would’ve been pretty funny if there were a dead body laying in that golf picture but alas. Also, I don’t know much about golf courses and how much they cost to run but I feel like that’s gonna be an expensive fix. Just a trillion divots on your course despite no one swinging a club. And just as the weather is getting nicer (minus the people-killing hail storms).