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Some Guys Duct Taped Up Their Drunk Friend And Snapchatted Him Being Brought All Over Like 'Weekend At Bernie's'

 

Ah such good friends. Maybe this is just me showing my age now that college is 10 years behind me this week (kill me) but I can’t imagine a world where I’d be cool with even my best friends doing something like this to me. Draw some dicks, tape a dude up, fine, that’s normal albeit pointless college bro behavior. But wheeling the kid around, taking him to bars, dressing him up while he literally might be dead of alcohol poisoning does not seem like the most welcoming friend behavior. I don’t need guy friends to hold my hair back while I’m vomiting after blacking out like this kid but I’d definitely prefer not to awake in a club with a wig on with a viral video documenting how I was dragged all over when I just want to die from tequila poisoning in peace. It doesn’t seem like much to ask from friends.

 

Also I guess this is good information to have if you ever kill someone in the UK and need to get the body somewhere without drawing attention. Clean up any flesh wounds, strap some sunglasses and a wig onto the corpse, all of a sudden you’re having some wacky British lad hijinks instead of being an accessory to murder. That’s some real helpful practical kind of information you won’t find in a copy of Lonely Planet: England.