Amy Schumer Lathers Up Her Thighs With Deodorant Before Last Night's Met Gala

This move by Amy Schumer will most likely be written off as her just trying to be the funny girl but I’ll be damned if that isn’t a great idea. Few things are worse chafing between the thighs. If you’ve never experienced this then that means you are a healthy/skinny human being and you can go fuck yourself. But for those of us with thighs the size of sea lions, thigh chafing is an ever-present danger. It’s not only painful but it lingers. Push it too far and we’re talking it could linger for a few days. No bueno. Deodorant is an A+ idea. The only idea I’ve ever had is to stop moving all together and maybe give my creamy white drum sticks a chance to breathe. I’ll have to get a different thigh deodorant cause I’m an Old Spice guy and Old Spice on potentially chafed thighs sounds like a formula for third degree burns down south.