Does This Look Like The Face Of A Couple Who Whipped Out Guns When They Realized Their Wing Order Was Wrong?

WECT- A Wilmington couple is facing criminal charges after a woman showed a gun at a local restaurant over a wrong order of chicken wings. Clarissa Gagum, 24, and her husband, Rasheem Gagum, 24, were both arrested Thursday after Clarissa became upset that her order of chicken wings was wrong and pulled out a gun inside the restaurant. According to officials, the incident happened at the FU Wangz located in the 2100 block of Carolina Beach Road. Linda Rawley, spokesperson for the WPD, said Clarissa walked into the restaurant and ordered bone-in chicken wings, but received boneless wings. Clarissa reportedly began to argue with the clerk, then grabbed a gun from her car and went back inside the restaurant waving it around. Police were called to the scene and found Clarissa on the sidewalk outside the restaurant still holding the gun.

It’s too bad that cooler heads didn’t prevail and the cops didn’t see the reasoning behind why that couple reached for their weapons. I’ll tell you why that’s a reasonable response to the situation. Because wings are an event. Wings are the best food in the world when you have a craving for wings. It’s all you can think about. It’s all you can dream about. In your head right now you’re thinking about your favorite sauces, aren’t you? Knew it. When you say, “Let’s get wings tonight” you commit to acting like a barbarian, ripping the flesh off the bone of an animal, getting sauce all over your face and loving every goddamn second of it. Now think about getting to the wing place with all the anticipation and hype and excitement and the waiter brings out the wrong flavor of wings. I’d be less insulted if the waiter brought out a piece of his own shit on tray. So yeah, I get why the guns came out in this scenario. I don’t blame those people one bit. Life is too short to let people get away with fucking up your wings order.