The Satanic Temple Is Pissed That Ted Cruz Got Compared To Lucifer

RS- On Wednesday night, former House Speaker John Boehner bluntly called GOP candidate Ted Cruz “Lucifer in the flesh.” When asked for his opinion about the Texas senator, Boehner said, “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.” It turns out that the Satanic Temple agrees with Boehner’s sentiments — but they said there’s no way Cruz is the living incarnate of Satan. When asked by the Friendly Atheist, Satanic Temple spokesman Lucien Greaves bashed Cruz. “Cruz’s failures of reason, compassion, decency, and humanity are products of his Christian pandering, if not an actual Christian faith,” Greaves responded. “It grows tedious when pedophile priests and loathsome politicians are conveniently dismissed as Satanic, even as they spew biblical verse and prostrate themselves before the cross, recruiting the Christian faithful. Satanists will have nothing to do with any of them.”

So this is where we’re at in the presidential races. Hilary seems faker than Pam Anderson’s tits, Donald Trump is Donald Trump and Ted Cruz is such an asshole weirdo that even satanists look at him and basically say, “FUCK THAT GUY” Honestly. How big of an asshole do you have to be where someone compares you to Lucifer and then Lucifer’s followers are so insulted that they feel compelled to release a statement about how much they hate you?  That’s next level assholery. John Boehner is on Cruz’s side of the aisle and he compared him to the devil and called him a “miserable son of a bitch.” What a world we’re currently living in. I wonder if the kids in the future who read about this presidential race will believe how crazy it was. Because we are never ever ever ever going to see another one like it. At this point, there are no good candidates. Zero. Might as well sit back, buy a pint of ice cream and enjoy the chaos.