The US Olympic Team Uniforms Are Disgusting
GROSS. Listen I’m a big Polo guy. I think they have great shit in there, but this is disgusting. I mean long shorts? What is this 1992? Everybody knows short shorts are in. And what’s up with the undershirt underneath? Disgusting. This looks like how you’d dress a 3 year old for a 4th of July parade. We need a total redo.
Sidenote – Ryan Lochte is still in the god damn Olympics? How old is this idiot? He’s got to be 50 years old by now. Dude still hasn’t won a gold medal in his life. (He probably has but it feels like he hasn’t) There has to be a better representative than him right? Although I have no idea who these other 2 people are so maybe not. Either way looks like I got to prepare for all the nonstop chicks dyking out over how great his abs are again. Newsflash they aren’t that great. He has some weird stomach dent that totally negates his abs. Hate Lochte.