The Dude In Today's Police Chase Has Gotta Be One Of The Worst Drivers Ever

I heard some kerfuffle about this chase this morning but wasn’t fortunate enough to have any footage on Twitter (which is odd since I have 10 LA chases a day but one going down in West Roxbury and I see two tweets about it). Nonetheless, was this guy drunk at 10 AM? That’s the only excuse for this kind of driving. Be an adult, dude. Hands at 10 and 2. Focus on the road. Driving is literally the easiest thing in the world. It’s so easy I do it with my knees while eating a Big Mac and checking my Twitter, but this dude is crashing all over the place. And he’s alone the whole time! It’s just him and the road out there yet he’s driving like it’s GTA and your buddy is trying to rip the control out of your hand: crashing into guardrails, slamming into trees, and fucking his car up all over the joint. Pretty pussy to just end the race and get taken into custody too. I feel like once you’re on the run for an hour, crash into some shit and almost kill a few cops that you sign a social contract agreeing to go down in glorious fashion. Rollover, shootout, explosion, anything like that. Just getting out of the car (which to be fair, did catch fire later) and running away for 10 minutes is pussy shit. Go out in a hail of glory, bitch.