I Love That We Are Able To Bet On Which Game Of Thrones Character Will Die Next
Phenomenal. Sure I already have enough emotions invested in the show and act like a little bitch when a character I loved dies. I couldn’t sleep for three hours after The Red Wedding happened and I stood up during the entire Oberyn vs. The Mountain fight and felt like I watched a family member’s head explode at the end of the battle. But I guess the other end of the equation is I could pick someone I hated and just really pray that motherfucker dies. Then again, almost every death on the show comes out of the blue. I didn’t see Ned actually dying. Same with Robb. And Jon Snow. And Joffrey. So maybe betting Game of Thrones deaths isn’t the wisest thing to do with your money, even though the name “Dead Pool” is forever awesome.
Plus how many deaths that happened off camera definitely happened? Is Stannis DEFINITELY dead? (I think so). The Hound? (not so sure). And now they are just raising motherfuckers from the dead like The Mountain, anyone killed by a White Walker, and hopefully Jon Snow. Are you able to still cash your ticket if they come back to life? Or is it like the Robin Ventura Grand Single, where if you don’t cash it immediately, you are shit out of luck? Anyway, my bet would have been Walder Frey, but he’s not listed. So I guess King Tommen would be my pick to get got. I feel like the last of Robert’s “children” getting killed will throw Cersei and Jaime into even more of a tizzy than they are in and cause this whole Lannister/Sparrows fight to come to a front.
As for the other two bets, give me the latest possible choice for when Arya gets her sight back. I think that storyline is going to fucking dragggggg. And even though I think Daeny will end up on The Iron Throne at the end of the show, I may throw a few bucks on The Night’s King. Because it’s the living people that have broke my heart on this show more than the White Walkers. And Hodor getting the longest of long shot odds is hilarious.
Also, I am shocked they didn’t put “Next Character To Show Her Boobs” on the board. Melisandre already broke through with the first tit shot of the year, followed by Old Melisandre showing off her four-thumbs down worthy titties. I still think we see some Margaery mammaries in the coming episodes, so that would be my bet. Even weeks in a dungeon can’t contain their shine. And if they decide to start showing more dicks because the actresses on the show asked for it, I’ll put all my money on the Dario dick being revealed first. That actor just screams of a guy that wants to flaunt his dick on HBO.