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Anna Kendrick & Aubrey Plaza Would Be The PERFECT Wedding Dates

Everyone knows AK47 is my girl. I don’t want to call her The One but she’s basically The One. Ever since she was Becca Mitchell she stole my heart with her angelic voice and her innocent vibe.

Well now her new movie is dropping and she’s stealing everything else from me. Whole other side of AK as she’s ripping bongs, tripping balls, and looks very much like the women dreams. A lady in the street but a freak in the sheets. Which is basically what I’ve always sneaky suspected about her. You want to introduce her to mom? She can do it. You wanna get fucked up and do wild shit? She can also do that. So for those of you keeping track and home she’s stolen my heart and my brain.

And don’t think I’m not keeping an eye on Aubrey Plaza either. That chick brings it in everything she is in. April Ludgate had me mentally cheating on AK47 multiple times. If Zack Efron and Bumper Allen even got to simulate some shit with these two on camera, they should consider themselves very very lucky.