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Science Claims That Your Slutiness Is Dictated By Your Hair Color. No Kidding.

(Source)Scientists claim they have found genes that show hair colour can affect how likely someone is to have sex.Natural redheads – both men and women – were more likely to delay having sex until an older age than people of different hair colouring. Women who had freckles were also more likely to wait longer before their first sexual experience, although this had no effect on men with freckles.

Natural redheads don’t fuck until later in life? You don’t say! Pretty ballsy move by scientists to try and put this on DNA and genetics when it’s pretty obviously just because redheads are ugly. Like what we’re supposed to believe that every natural redhead is just so loving and has such a deep respect for real passion that they hold out? Redheads actively choose to believe in true love so they refrain from losing their V card? Doubt it, guys. I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that this is not a conscious decision by the redhead community. If I had to take a shot in the dark, I’d probably assume that brunettes and blondes choose to fuck each other because they’re not soulless creatures. I could be wrong, certainly wouldn’t be the first time, but I’m not giving pale, freckled freaks a pat on the back for being responsible with their gross genitals just because they can’t get laid. That’s just me.