Rihanna and Leo Had The Best Sex Ever Are Coachella

I was getting ready to say how lame Coachella is. How it jumped the shark. How it’s just d list celebrities like Bill Simmons dressing like fake hippies and then hanging out in the VIP section together. And then I saw is photo. Leo and Rihanna getting ready to fuck each other to the moon. Total game changer. Any event that has the sexiest couple in the history of humans can’t be lame. It’s the place to be period. I can’t even try to think about what sex is like with these two without my brain starting to combust. For the most part I think Leo just sits there and Rihanna goes BANANAS and then they roll a joint and laugh and do it again and Leo talks about how he may be able get Rihanna a bit role in a Scorsese movie and Rihanna grinds his dick off when she hears him say that.