So This Chimpanzee That Escaped From A Zoo In Japan Is Flat Out Terrifying

Either that’s the most realistic Planet of the Apes trailer of all time or that’s the scariest real-life chimpanzee I’ve ever seen. Did it try to ring the neck of that guy in the crane basket thing? Pretty sure it did. Then just ripping out the tranquilizer darts being shot into it’s ass. All around a horrifying thing to watch. I’ve never been worried about another species being potentially able to topple the human race until right this very second. We need to stop worrying about the possibility of aliens coming down outta the clouds and killing us for our resources. The real enemy of the human race is right under our noses and just a few evolution cycles from being us. If we one day go to war with chimpanzees for world domination, I’d put the odds at about even. Mostly because people are gonna be too scared to fight those fucking things. Also, I don’t wanna say that chimpanzee was suicidal but the argument can be made. Dude just dropped off the power lines like he had nothing to live for.