People Are Saying This 1,500 Year Old Mummy Is Wearing Adidas Shoes And That It's Proof Of Time Travel
Yahoo- Internet users have decided that time travel is real after a 1,500-year-old mummy was pictured wearing what appear to be Adidas boots. The fashion-forward mummy was found 10,000 feet up in Mongolia’s Altai mountains – and dates from more than a millennia before the rise of the iconic German footwear brand. One Liveleak user commented, ‘The mummy had on some Adidas in the first pic?’ Experts believe that the foot wrappings are, in fact, a sign of high status – rather than devotion to the sports brand beloved of Run DMC. ‘‘This person was not from elite, and we believe it was likely a woman, because there is no bow in the tomb,’ B. Sukhbaatar, researcher at Khovd Museum, told the Siberian Times. ‘Now we are carefully unwrapping the body and once this is complete the specialists will be able to say more precisely about the gender.’
You know what? I’m in. Fuck it. Normally I would laugh this off as something stupid but I’m all in on time travel. Mostly because I want it to be real. People saying that mummy is rocking Adidas shoes and that’s proof that travel is real? Done. Tell me no more. I’m in. I watched an episode of Family Guy the other night where Brian, Stewie and Chris time traveled all over the place and it looked awesome. Now take me back to 1969 so I can go to Woodstock and trip off the bad acid. Or take me back to 1920 so I can get rich off prohibition with Al Capone. Or take me back to 1963 so I can figure out who shot JFK. That would be my #1 stop if I had a time machine. The JFK assassination. That would be probably be at the top of a lot of people’s lists. Or I’d go back to 1999 to see who actually killed Have Min Lee (it was Adnan but just wanna be sure). So many options. How do we not have a time machine already? Figure it out, scientists.
Those “Adidas shoes” also look like a scene from the Wizard of Oz
PS- Are they saying that a person from present day who was wearing Adidas went back in time and died there? Or are they saying that a person from way back time traveled to the future, bought a pair of Adidas and then time traveled back? Damn it I’m already confused. But if it’s the latter then color me not impressed. At least buy a pair of Air Force 1s.